Pun Dungeon

Phing:

An imp. Keeper of the Puns. She was hired by the Imperor to take care of the Pun Dungeon and given “pun powers”, she must take care of what she says if she doesn’t want to use them by accident… which she does more often than she wished to. Sometimes the power takes effect even before she says the unintended pun. She’s 2121 years old and can be sometimes lazy and irresponsible.

Puns:

The Puns that Phing takes care of are living puns that dwell in the Pun Dungeon, and sometimes they pop up because of Phing’s powers, some have lived in the Dungeon for ages… and a few puns can be found in the wild.

Some are dangerous, some are adorable, and some are just plain weird…

Imperor:

The Keeper of the Comedy, he was created when man laughed for the first time. He is now a mere spirit, but a powerful one that now delegates his work to several imps and only intervenes when things get out of control. He likes to collect masks and is always seen  wearing one.

Phang:

Phing’s little brother. Born on Friday the 13th he was destined to be a jinxter imp, but since he lacks the training he tends to jinx himself and tend to have bad luck all the time. Due to his bad luck he tend to skeptical and lacks the enthusiasm and cheerfulness of his sisters. Oddly enough he’s 777 years old.

Phunni:

She may be only 350 years old, but she’s the most responsible and helpful of the trio. She wishes to be a Fairy Godmother when she grows up, which probably explains why she always tries to please everyone. Since no imps have ever tried to become a Fairy Godmother before, they don’t know if it’s possible, but that won’t stop her from trying! Since she wants to be a Fairy Godmother she loves to collect wands.

D. Monique and her Mini Minion Misadventures

D. Monique:

She was raised by her evil sorceress mother who trained her in being an evil overlord bent on world domination since young, but…

She doesn’t like being evil and she’s not very good at it anyway, it’s probable that she’s bad at being bad on purpose since she dislikes it so much, but she’s also a bit of a klutz so you never know…

If she ever does take over the world she plans on giving it back, but only after cleaning it up a bit and adding a few cute trinkets everywhere. She’s required to wear a skull bra, but nobody said it had to be a real skull. Her lair is full of traps that are more cute or delicious than dangerous and tend to involve unicorns, hearts, chocolate or puppies…

She’s 2056 years old and friends with Phing. the “D” stands for DiDi but she doesn’t like it because people tend to giggle call her “Double D”, she doesn’t really get it, but it stills bothers her.

Inni the Oni:

One of D’s minions. An oni. She left her village because the other oni kept picking on her because of her size, she did beat the living daylights of everybody before leaving though…

Inni is not actually dumb, just … slow… She gets eventually gets there…

She’s the strongest of the minions and does the grunt work, she’s also silent and doesn’t talk much.

Mini the Meanine:

Mini is just an eye and the leader of the group. D found “him” one day rolling around and used her magic to give it tiny arms and legs and the ability to talk. D knows that Mini was once an eye from an unspeakable horror with a million eyes, mouths and tentacles and that he escaped because he thought the creature was boring and a pussy.

He’s actually pretty smart, but he tends to be ignored since he’s just an eye. He’s very temperamental but very loyal to D so he behaves and he follows her orders blindly.

Since he’s the most violent of the group he’s the one to beat up the heroes that wonder into D’s lair, he somehow has a whole arsenal under his tiny helmet.

Moe:

Moe is a goblin. Goblins aren’t very strong or smart to begin with, but Moe makes them look like a cross between Einstein and a bodybuilder. He can’t even wear armor because it’s just too heavy for him, yet… he’s still alive.

The secret to Moe’s survival is his extreme stupidity, his aura of foolishness makes every enemy he encounters want to trick him instead of kill him…

And he has lots of dumb luck, his luck is almost as dumb as him… Almost…

Puppicorn:

Puppicorn is half unicorn, half puppy, 100% cute overload. And he’s a bit of a scamp…

Some say he’s got his paws in cupcake contraband and other activities that may or may not be illegal but are too damn cute for anybody to want to stop them.

He’s a milkshake-aholic and addicted to substances that should be illegal for their high sugar content.

He also loves hugs, but he might steal your wallet if you hug him without warning or permission.

Doc Rock:

He’s a doctor and a rock. He claims he discovered that he wanted to be a doctor when a kid tossed him and hit a choking man. The impact saved the man from choking… But he got a terrible concussion.

His method haven’t changed since and he usually tries violence to cure ailments instead of medicine.

He’s very extreme and hardcore for a rock, he claims to beat up ninja hordes and jump out of exploding building on a daily basis. He’s exaggerating… but only a bit…

Sweet Tooth:

Sweet Tooth:

Sweet Tooth is dinosaur-like creature living in a undiscovered island with his friends. He loves to eat, specially sweets.

His obsession with food usually leads him to trouble… or adventure!

Flaffy:

Sweet Tooth’s faithful friend, he lives in a tree on top of Sweet Tooth’s home and his strange feathers give him a fuzzy fur-like appearance.

Flint:

A living rock creature with several little legs. He’s quite fast and tends to carry Sweet Tooth and Flaffy to whereever they want to go.

Kitchen Kaos:

Rotten Egg:

He’s a jerk, not really evil, but not really nice… He just likes to pester the other food in the kitchen and gets annoyed by them easily…

He specially hates Justice Pomme because of his pompous personality and Justice Pomme considers him as a villain and his nemesis.

Justice Pomme:

Self proclaimed hero of the kitchen. He has no powers and hasn’t actually helped anybody yet, but he still thinks he’s a hero. He does like to take credit when something heroic does happen though.

His alter-ego is Not Justice Pomme, which is Justice Pomme with glasses drawn with sharpie.

Tina Cat Food:

She’s the friendliest of the group, and the deadliest… She loves to tackle hug but she doesn’t get that being glomped by a metal object is painful (Where did you think Rotten got his cracks?).

She actually thinks she’s a cat, and since her brain is mushy food, she’s not very smart…

Emo Tofu:

He’s emo, he’s tofu… he’s probably emo BECAUSE he’s tofu. Possibly the only sane food in the kitchen.

He’s in love with Tina, but Tina doesn’t understand that food can be more than friends.

His hair and glasses are drawn with sharpie.

Black Cherry:

She was initially a villain and fought Justice Pomme, but we soon found out that she was just playing heroes and villains and wasn’t evil.

She’s the youngest in the kitchen and quite innocent, while the others don’t understand some thing because they are not smart, Cherry doesn’t get it because she’s too young to do so.

Since she has a stem, which is the closest thing food can have to an extremity, she can poke thing and is more useful and dangerous than any other food… Well, maybe not as dangerous as Tina, but still… that stem stings!

Nutty Professor:

A jar of peanut butter that thinks he’s a scientist. He doesn’t understand a thing about science, but neither does any of the food in the kitchen, so when he says he’s invented something by taping two gummy bears together, they believe him… and somehow… it works!